"Which is annoying."
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
Happy 27th birthday to our favorite: Michael Jones!!!
A rough approximation of my skill at picking up women.
/pathetically paws air nearby
Sigue la obsesión.