June 2013
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Did you know you can fix a scratched DVD with a banana?
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
stop adding dumb things to my posts
dumb things
i see that you’ve made your decision, but maybe
this will change your mind
“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”
[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
[esteban voice] little blonde peoples
boys?
girls?
*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??
IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO SCREAM I WATCHED SUPERNATURAL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DEANS VOICE DOES NOT MATCH UP WITH HIS BODY I SWEAR HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP OHMYGO D
DID YOU WATCH THE LAST EPISODE OR ?? BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS PRETTY HIGH IN S1
IT DROPS PROPORTIONALLY ALONG WITH HIS HAPPINESS
WHICH HAPPENS TO RUN PERPENDICULAR TO HIS HETEROSEXUALITY
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
